Since the holiday season is upon us and we’re acting like good boys and girls so Santa listens to our wishes, I have made a Halo remix to the classic song “12 Days of Christmas.” I realize I am in no way a great song writer and I don’t think John Mayer will be hitting me up for lyrics anytime soon, but here it is:
On the first day of Christmas
my bff Bungie gave to me:
Pogre acting like he’s MLG.
On the second day of Christmas
my bff Bungie gave to me:
2 bad respawns
and Pogre acting like he’s MLG.
On the third day of Christmas
my bff Bungie gave to me:
3 instant kills,
2 bad respawns,
and Pogre acting like he’s MLG.
On the fourth day of Christmas
my bff Bungie gave to me:
4 terrible teammates,
3 instant kills,
2 bad respawns,
and Pogre acting like he’s MLG.
On the fifth day of Christmas
my bff Bungie gave to me:
5 Warthog splatters,
4 terrible teammates,
3 instant kills,
2 bad respawns,
and Pogre acting like he’s MLG.
On the sixth day of Christmas
my bff Bungie gave to me:
6 plasma grenades,
5 Warthog splatters,
4 terrible teammates,
3 instant kills,
2 bad respawns,
and Pogre acting like he’s MLG.
On the seventh day of Christmas
my bff Bungie gave to me:
7 sets of Recon,
6 plasma grenades,
5 Warthog splatters,
4 terrible teammates,
3 instant kills,
2 bad respawns,
and Pogre acting like he’s MLG.
On the eighth day of Christmas
my bff Bungie gave to me:
8 sniper bullets,
7 sets of Recon,
6 plasma grenades,
5 Warthog splatters,
4 terrible teammates,
3 instant kills,
2 bad respawns,
and Pogre acting like he’s MLG.
On the ninth day of Christmas
my bff Bungie gave to me:
9 straight games on Sandbox,
8 sniper bullets,
7 sets of Recon,
6 plasma grenades,
5 Warthog splatters,
4 terrible teammates,
3 instant kills,
2 bad respawns,
and Pogre acting like he’s MLG.
On the tenth day of Christmas
my bff Bungie gave to me:
10 kill streak,
9 straight games on Sandbox,
8 sniper bullets,
7 sets of Recon,
6 plasma grenades,
5 Warthog splatters,
4 terrible teammates,
3 instant kills,
2 bad respawns,
and Pogre acting like he’s MLG.
On the eleventh day of Christmas
my bff Bungie gave to me:
11 players lagging,
10 kill streak,
9 straight games on Sandbox,
8 sniper bullets,
7 sets of Recon,
6 plasma grenades,
5 Warthog splatters,
4 terrible teammates,
3 instant kills,
2 bad respawns,
and Pogre acting like he’s MLG.
On the twelfth day of Christmas
my bff Bungie gave to me:
12 deaths and teabags,
11 players lagging,
10 kill streak,
9 straight games on Sandbox,
8 sniper bullets,
7 sets of Recon,
6 plasma grenades,
5 Warthog splatters,
4 terrible teammates,
3 instant kills,
2 bad respawns,
and Pogre acting like he’s MLG.
#1 by Pogre on December 6th, 2009
ROFL! I had no idea how much you loved me until now!
#2 by kiki kat on December 9th, 2009
LOL. You are a silly goof!
I keep using MLG for everything and I think it is driving my son crazy. Dude! that dog just ate an elephant. He is SO MLG!